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| plump dj's , godfrey, sculpting, blepharoplasty, pages, sakonnet 23, arm, breast enhancement herbal, including, newboats, boat, medicine articles, health articles, face lifts, | On the way home, I bought some new bras that advertised "firm support." neck lifts Then there were neck lifts Dr. Eye, who remarked that many neck lifts of his "writer patients" had dark circles under their eyes ("Just like yours"); Dr. Ear, who detected a slight "cauliflower effect" (my hair was swept behind my ears that day), and Dr. Skin, a specialist in collagen injections. He asked how old I was and plumped up my ego, without collagen, by telling me that my skin looked at least 10 years younger than my real age. Then he brought me low by asking, "Do you frown a lot?" Feeling my forehead begin to furrow in a familiar way, I admitted, "Probably." He advised me to make an effort to "smooth out negative thoughts." All the doctors opened our interviews with what I came to regard as the post-feminist party line on cosmetic surgery. |
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| Dr. Jowl (as I referred to him in my notes) was the first practitioner to send me home to a suddenly less-than-hospitable mirror. Pushing the soft flesh upward toward my ears on both sides of the jawbone, I watched the bottom half of my face configure into a more perfect oval. Then I let the flesh relax. Jowls! How could I have overlooked them? And how long would godfrey they stay "incipient"? (So far, godfrey so good.) My next stop was the office of Dr. Breast, who explained that childbirth was a godfrey main reason a woman in her 30's might want cosmetic surgery. Nursing flattens once-perky breasts, she explained, and a nip-and-tuck, followed by the insertion of an implant, restores the prepartum outlines. More tissue removal is required to recreate the perkiness, she added, "if a woman has generous breasts like yours." Generous sounded good. But then she noted that the bigger the bosom, the sooner a woman should consider an uplift. "You wouldn't want to wait until they're closer to your waist than your lungs," she said briskly. |
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